Gigi: Wasssuuupppp!!But youz betta sleepz with one eye open tonight....
We iz here to share a Gigi and Mousse adventure. We livez a very special life yu know. She's uzually prettie cool, but today, our mean human took us to an awful place. She took out those pet carrierz thiz mornin and we knew somethin' was up.
Gigi: Hellz yeah I knew somthin was up! As soon as I finished breakfast and saw the human messin with that trap thing, I hightailed my bottom into the bedroom and hid under ze bed. Haha, human, come and get me now!
Mousse: How come you didn't tell me nuthin Geegs?!? I was just sittin there noshin' away and swoop! Human captured me! I tried to fight her and did my best to get away from that trap thing (I hatez it!). I clawed at the sidez, squirmed and wiggled, grabbed anything nearby, but she wonz. Sigh. At least I warned you! I waz crying and meowing somethin' awful to let you know to stay away!
Gigi: Haha, sucka! I was alreadyz hidden under the bed.
Mousse: I saw mama walking round. She was trying to figure a way to get the Geeg-meister out.
Gigi: I know, she came in the bedroom with a tubey thing and tried to push me out from under ze bed. She knowz nuthinz gonna lure me out of my safe spot! Poke, poke, but I just moved to the furzest corner where she couldn't get meez. Then when she finally got me out, when she walked around to pickz me up, I sneaky snuck back under. Ha! Gigi wins again! Nuthin can defeat meez!
Mousse: I just kept cryinz but human ignorez me. Sigh. LET ME OUT!!
Gigi: Ooh, mama bringing out ze big gunz! Hey! No fair movin ze whole bed! Ok, I sneaky cat! She won't see me moving cause I run like ninja. I hide behinz shelf thing and plant. Haha! You can't see me now! Oh no! She sees me! AUGH!! Ze plant is moving!! I CAUGHT, I CAUGHT!! Help me Mousse!!
Mousse: Drat, that human is sneaky too!
Gigi: Ok humanz, we in car now. You to pleeez stop that awful meowing? Pleez? We sorry!
Mousse: Uh oh, Geeg. I don't like zis place! Zis is dat place where they poke and prod us! I don't like it! I'm gonna hide in my cage here and maybe they won't see me.
Gigi - You dope, of course they're gonna see you. Oh no, they're moving my cage first!
Mousse - Haha, you shoulda done my trick!
Gigi - Nooooo, I don't wanna come outta my cage! Umm...ok, oh hello Doctor. What are you doing? Oh, ok, that doesn't hurt. I don't like it, but maybe if I go limp and curl into zis little ball, you won't do anything else....oh no! Not working! Why you lookin n my earz? Stop poking me pleeze. Oh no, my teeth are quite fine thank you, no need to check...uh, ok then. Augh, don clip my talons pleeze, they good for clawing stuff. Hey! No stick me with that thing! Ouch!! Sigh, zis doctor guy no listen to me. Oh yay, back in cage. PHEW! I iz safe.
Mousse: AUGH! Don wanna come out! NO! I gonna stay in here thank you very much. Umm, ok fine. I'm out, but I don likez it! Not one bit. AUGH! Whatz zat?!? A dogz? I don like it...make it go away! Ok, that's better. AUGH! Whatz zat?!? Annuther human! I don know him! I don like zis at all. Ok, mez had enuff of this. I GROWL at you like furoshush lion. GROWL...I am channeling my innur lion. Iz not working! You still poking me! Ok, on to the big guns. HISS! Still iz not working...what else can Iz do?
Gigi: (chuckling quietly in her carrier)
Mousse: Ok human, you ask for trouble, you iz gonna getz it. SWAT!! I gonna swack you with mean furoshush claws just like lionz do. Hey! You cut my claws! Swiping ability drastically diminished. Second times the charm...SWAT! Missed again! Zis human movez fast! Maybe he channel innur lion too. HEY what's that? Cats donnt wear leash! Zat for dogs! Oh yay, back in carrier again. Phew. I'm still a growlin' monster though. Dont chou dare take me out again! Growl....What's that stick thing you're poking at me? Hey! You just put that leash on me, I kinda like it...ok fine then, take it back. It wasn't my color anywayz.
(stupid humanz meowing in weird talk...how comez they talk so funney?)
Gigi: Thank goodness, back in car again. Hey Mousse! We're going home!
Mousse: (turning away) I don't wanna talk about it...
10 minutes later...
Carrier doors open into safe, warm home. Oooh, what's this? A surprise from daddy? For us? Oooh, its homemade! Look at these scratching placez and comfyness. Oh, you humanz too kind, too kind. I guess we can forgive youz...this time.